My personality

If I did not exist it would be necessary to invent me. That's my motto.

Without any doubt in my mind I am the only person in the world that has been thrown out of Kintergarden.

My mission on Earth, like Jacques Villeneuve, is to call the attention. :-) but I don't consider myself as an excentric. St-Peter will be very proud of me when I will pass in front of him at the end of my life.

For that occasion I want that a huge party should be organized with plenty of beer and nice looking girls and my calcinated remains sent in orbit. :-)

As a matter of fact I would like to die making love. That's the most beautiful way to quit this world.

It took only 2 HOURS to be known by all Collège Militaire de St-Jean (The Canadian equivalent of West-Point) in 1965 . The picture at right shows me in the College uniform in nov 65. 25 YEARS AFTER I LEFT I still was the subject of many histories in the military community. I must admit that I was like a cactus in a middle of a Borneo jungle. Marc Garneau, the well known canadian astronaut was is the same group as me. To proove it, click here to see a picture of him I took.

My colleagues tell me that I don't have the sense of order. To them I say that my disorder is in order. Fleming would have never discovered penicillin if his laboratory would have been in order.

I have the baseball in total horror. For me that "sport" is as interesting to watch as 2 rhinos mating on TV. I hate mediocricy and tackyness. For those able to read french I created a special web site that is the tackyness pantheon or hall of fame. Please click here and enjoy !

I can't tolerate those who wear their cap backward. To my opinion these persons are simply followers ,and they are unable to give me a good reason to do so. I boycott every product and store that have publicity showing kids clothed like that.

I am an inconditional anti smoker. You can blame me if the Montreal Olympic Stadium is not paid yet. You will not be surprised that I am in total agreement with the anti smoking law voted by the Canadian Governement.

My favorite candies : The jujubes, especialy the red ones and black licorice.

I like to cook meat loaf or dates squares but I don't prepare them very often because I hate to wash dishes.

I must admit that I have a very nervous temper. Believe-it or not but I spent unnecessary 9 days at the hospital including 3 at the intensive care unit (doing crosswords) because I took panic when I found myself in a solo breakaway in a bicycle race in 1984. That episode and the numerous panic attacks forced me to visit my doctor who prescribed me Paxil, an anti depressant. I also received valuable help from a psychologist.

Despite excellent nutrition, hygyenic and sexual habits, I have been admited in emergency at the hospital on Jan. 17th for a chest angina. To my great surprise the cardiologist has discovered by the mean of angioplasty that I had a coronary artery blocked at 85%, a close call. Go to this page to see by yourself the results